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Dear Future Male Classmates
I am currently on a search for talented strong young men preferably basketball or football players for my personal assistance. Seeing as the one I believed was going to be my fantastic assistant has chosen a different path, I am in need of a strong male presence by my side. My minimal requirements are a very strong upper body, good looks, and a good sense of humor. I hope this isn’t so hard for you. I will be holding trials the first few weeks of school.
Thank you,
Your loving future female classmate
